Archive for the ‘Rambling crap that I am too tired to spell check’ Category

Behold the Turtle Burger

I got this photo and text in an e-mail today and my life? It will never be the same. I am both horrified and fascinated. This is the sort of kick-ass fucking awesomeness that makes the terrorists hate us. Here’s the text of the e-mail: I have no idea where the name comes from.  Supposedly, [...]

The empty nest

My daughter moved out. Finally. She’s 24 years old and I swear to Dog I thought she’d never launch. It was probably our fault. We feathered the nest so comfortably that she had no reason to leave it. But she met a nice guy and now she’s moved in with him and she took her [...]

Dropping a few ounces the hard way

Came home from work on Monday with a ton of good intentions, including preparing a fresh, healthy meal and doing some reading for an online course I am taking that is intended to help me organize ideas and become a more prolific writer. And I think Hoylier and I were gonna indulge in a little [...]

Cats, dogs and Chinese food

Don’t read anything more into this title than three separate subjects in this post. I am certainly NOT implying there are cats and dogs in Chinese food. At least, there isn’t in any of the places I’ve ever patronized. Any old hoo, I had to take my cat to work on Friday. It’s a long [...]

I’ll be a little glad when November is over

I am dead tired because I’ve been up since 4 a.m. and when I tried to go back to sleep my cat stomped on me until I got up and filled his bowl. He then sniffed the bowl and walked away. That cat can be a first class twatburger. I had Dairy Queen Blizzard tonight. [...]

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