There was a meme all over Facebook this week about a woman who reportedly wrote a response to a bulletin posted at a gym. I do not know if any of this is true, so the journalist in me resisted posting it to my wall. Also, many of the memes included a nude photo of [...]
Archive for the ‘happy rationalizations’ Category
Attitude
August 9th, 2011
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This seems a little harsh. It only motivates me to want to tell this sweaty bitch to lighten the fuck up already. (Source: des051195, via imgfave)
At least let me be a horrible warning
April 18th, 2011
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This may indeed be the first weight loss blog where the blogger actually gains weight. Let me explain, as I can feel my ass widening as I am typing this and I suspect I will have a jeans explosion to deal with soon. I came home for lunch instead of eating frozen shit at my [...]
Desktop lunch review: Resisting temptation
February 1st, 2011
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Today I brought very tasty leftovers for lunch: grilled chicken from last night’s dinner and a deli salad from a weekend lunch. The chicken was marinated in some kind of teriyaki sauce (we bought it pre-soaked at our favorite local supermarket) and enjoyed it last night with jasmine rice and a salad. There was enough [...]
Spa day
January 8th, 2011
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I am a fan of a local salon/day spa on Facebook and this morning the owner posted that the salon had a lot of canceled appointments due to the the snow. So services are on sale: Half off pedicure, 20 percent off other services, etc. For the record, there is only a couple of inches [...]
The “F” bomb
December 21st, 2010
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I am one fucked up bitch. Seriously. When I take a good long look at myself from an outsider’s perspective, I can honestly say that I am what is commonly known as a hot mess. Besides being morbidly obese, like the kind of fat that makes vapid Marie Claire hacks cringe, I have a litany [...]
When my knee said, “Enough!”
December 15th, 2010
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I have a bad knee. It wasn’t always bad. At one time it kept my upper leg nicely attached to my lower leg, moved in the correct direction when it was supposed to move, supported my weight. All the things a good knee should do. Then one day seven years ago, I fell off a [...]
It’s a new day
March 11th, 2010
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I just went to the free hotel breakfast that usually means a pig-out on bland waffles, oily sausage and whatever muffin-bricks the hotel staff has found in the freezer. And even though I am usually very pleased with my fat, full tummy after such an indulgence, I usually want to go back to the hotel [...]
