My family got a bit of bad news today. Nothing earth-shattering; no one is sick, no one lost their job, nothing is really broken. Something we had hoped for didn’t pan out, and you know, that happens. At least the waiting to hear is over, and that’s the worst part. Tom Petty? He was 100 [...]
Archive for the ‘fun at the gym’ Category
What does healthy look like?
There was a meme all over Facebook this week about a woman who reportedly wrote a response to a bulletin posted at a gym. I do not know if any of this is true, so the journalist in me resisted posting it to my wall. Also, many of the memes included a nude photo of [...]
Stress relief gone horribly wrong
Yesterday was a rough day, emotionally speaking. While I was tempted to hit a bakery like a Pro-Bowl-caliber lineman hits a quarterback, I refrained. Mentally I cursed myself for still being tempted to ease my soul’s suffering with chocolate, but I held firm in my resolve, deciding instead to drag my ass to water aerobics. [...]
Namaste, bitches
Originally published on tumblr I am contemplating going to a yoga class today. I like yoga, but with my bad knees it can be tricky. And at my gym, there are mirrors on two of the studio walls that are hard to avoid — if I don’t get one particular spot in the back of [...]
Attitude
This seems a little harsh. It only motivates me to want to tell this sweaty bitch to lighten the fuck up already. (Source: des051195, via imgfave)
Any way you want it
Last night I attended my fist water aerobics class in, I don’t know, almost a year. Most of the same folks were still there from last summer. None of them appeared to be any fitter than they were last summer. That was both a little disturbing and comforting. My favorite instructor was teaching. I’d been [...]
Feeling da burn
Exercise. I excel at…putting it off. I can make a bajillion excuses not to go to the gym. Monday night, Hoylier had a dinner meeting. So that, I reasoned, was a great opportunity for me to go to the gym right after work. Except this is only a two-day work week for me, so I [...]
My overwashed jeans
I hate to exercise. I really do. I know people who are physically fit (and I’m looking at you, Olympic athletes) get high from working out, and believe me, if it made me feel like I did at parties back in the day, I would probably love it too. But I don’t get high. I [...]







