I hate math. I really do. Considering math has been a big part of my professional life since my first full time job is ironic. Laughable, really. It rained all day here yesterday, which I gather is a rare thing in October in Southern California. Um, so yeah, all you Californians who laughed that our [...]
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The “F” bomb
December 21st, 2010
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I am one fucked up bitch. Seriously. When I take a good long look at myself from an outsider’s perspective, I can honestly say that I am what is commonly known as a hot mess. Besides being morbidly obese, like the kind of fat that makes vapid Marie Claire hacks cringe, I have a litany [...]
Try to see it my way
December 7th, 2010
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Yesterday was one of those mad crazy days when there was no time to eat and I kinda wished I wore Depends. After 6 p.m. I tweeted that the only sustenance I’d had all day was two cups of coffee and two slices of cake. I know, not nutritionally sound. If you are looking for [...]
The empty nest
May 30th, 2010
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My daughter moved out. Finally. She’s 24 years old and I swear to Dog I thought she’d never launch. It was probably our fault. We feathered the nest so comfortably that she had no reason to leave it. But she met a nice guy and now she’s moved in with him and she took her [...]
Shit my in-laws say
December 27th, 2009
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We enjoyed the company of my husband’s parents for five days over the holiday. They left this morning to return to Indiana. They are old people. And they act like it. Most of the time they drive us nuts, but sometimes they are a little amusing. Which makes putting up with all the bickering and [...]
