Lately I’ve had a lot of blah-blah-blah going on at work that has resulted in a lot of blah-blah-blah stress and I am drowning my feelings in wine and french fries and Cool Whip. Is that strategy really working for me? No it’s not and stop judging me, Judgy McJudgerson! Sorry. You didn’t deserve that. [...]
Archive for the ‘fail’ Category
When I’m bad, I’m to-the-walls bad
October 20th, 2011
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Yesterday was stressful. Hard day at work, husband out of town, dogs bouncing off the ceiling, cat being a dick. You know, the typical stuff. While I have been almost boastful of my resistance to eating my emotions lately, I folded like a seven-two-offsuit hand of Texas Hold ‘Em last night. I totally grabbed a [...]
Eat less, move more
October 6th, 2011
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I hate math. I really do. Considering math has been a big part of my professional life since my first full time job is ironic. Laughable, really. It rained all day here yesterday, which I gather is a rare thing in October in Southern California. Um, so yeah, all you Californians who laughed that our [...]
Weigh? Or no weigh?
September 29th, 2011
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I don’t want to go to my Weight Watcher weigh-in tomorrow. I haven’t checked my weight at all this week on my bathroom scale, which is calibrated correctly so it matches the one at WW. I have eaten healthy for the most part, but there was a drive-thru incident on Sunday. After I swam laps. [...]
Desktop lunch review: Time may be short
September 28th, 2011
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I have been whining today on all the social media outlets that haven’t banned me yet that I am seriously bummed about this whole deadly cantaloupe thing. I happen to love cantaloupe, and the sweet melon has been a big part of my healthier diet for the last few months. Now it turns out the [...]
It’s crowded in here
September 27th, 2011
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No desktop lunch review today because I had the pot stickers that I reviewed a while back again because they were delicious. No need to repeat myself, even though I sort of just did. I wonder sometimes about my inner dialogues and just how many fucked-up voices there are inside my head. For example, when [...]
Does rage burn calories? Asking for a friend.
September 23rd, 2011
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Weigh-in day at Weight Watchers didn’t go so well. I gained a pound. After a waging a week-long battle to NOT to dive face first into gourmet cupcakes. Up a pound. And the Weight Watchers counselor asked me what I could have done better. How about nothing, bitch. NOTHING! I didn’t do anything wrong. You [...]
Why I am fat
February 23rd, 2011
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Sometimes you find a little hidden truth about yourself in an entirely unexpected way. I just spent part of my lunch hour cruising my Tumblr dashboard, like I do almost every day. Then I clicked on this link. This was written by a charming and talented young lady I met online via Twitter and in [...]
