There are so many I hardly know where to start.
It’s been a week since I came home from BlogHer 10, which was a totally amazing experience, and I have drafted several blog entries and have not published a single one. By the time I get around to posting with all the appropriate links, BlogHer 11 will be a recent memory. Major suckage on my part.
It’s been more than a week since I last posted any blog entry at all, so the whole NaBloPoMo-what-the-hell-ever challenge is again an epic fail. Even if you count tumblr and my other blog, I still missed a day or two. Suckage again.
In my defense, I was crazy busy at work this week. Two days off for a conference at the beginning of the month is killer for me; I came back to a mountain of invoices to process, a book page budget to finish, a column deadline looming and a book to finish reading so I could write a 30-column inch review. So, maybe that mitigates a bit of suckage on my part. I was NOT sitting around doing nothing.
On the food front? MEGA SUCK! I have been eating like Michael Phelps and haven’t been to the pool even once since I returned. I had chocolate cake for breakfast this morning before I pounded out that book review in what was a blind sugar rush.
Last night I wasn’t feeling well, so I had cereal and ice cream for dinner. EPIC SUCK!
And right now I have a cat that I voluntarily turned into a Fancy Feast addict staring me down for his next fix that is still hours away. He really thinks I suck.
Things feel a little spinny and out of control lately. I need a moment or two to find balance. Maybe I should wander around Europe and Asia for a year to find pizza and my peace of mind.
Who would play me in the movie? Someone who doesn’t suck, I hope.
