I got this photo and text in an e-mail today and my life? It will never be the same.
I am both horrified and fascinated. This is the sort of kick-ass fucking awesomeness that makes the terrorists hate us.
Here’s the text of the e-mail:
I have no idea where the name comes from. Supposedly, this recipe originated in Louisiana.
Handmade ground beef patties topped with sharp Cheddar cheese, then wrapped in a bacon weave. Add hot dog head and legs, cutting little slits for the toes and tail. Place on a rack in a broiler pan, cover loosely with foil, and bake at 400º for 20 to 30 minutes. A little crispy, not too crunchy – just how a turtle should be.
I gotta have me one of these.
God bless America!
I just drooled on my keyboard. This is like food porn.