Archive for March, 2010

Stop judging me, FedEx dude

I may just be a wee bit sensitive lately. On top of trying to eat healtheir – depsite my endless chocolate cupcake cravings – and scraping a few minutes out of each day for exercise, I’ve been mad crazy busy at work. A couple of special projects is all it takes to fuck up an [...]

Of hoops and wings

I admit it. I failed in my attempts to lose weight last week. I was on vacation, and while I ate a bazillion calories, walked a million miles and didn’t GAIN weight, I also did not lose an ounce. Not one single ounce. See, it’s not really my fault. I have an excuse for this. [...]

It’s a new day

I just went to the free hotel breakfast that usually means a pig-out on bland waffles, oily sausage and whatever muffin-bricks the hotel staff has found in the freezer. And even though I am usually very pleased with my fat, full tummy after such an indulgence, I usually want to go back to the hotel [...]

Feeling da burn

Exercise. I excel at…putting it off. I can make a bajillion excuses not to go to the gym. Monday night, Hoylier had a dinner meeting. So that, I reasoned, was a great opportunity for me to go to the gym right after work. Except this is only a two-day work week for me, so I [...]

And I say, it’s all right

Today will be the first warm, sunny day in what has indeed been a long, cold lonely winter. By warm, I mean above 40. But we will take what we get around here. There will be grilling tonight. Oh yeah, that’s right. Grilling adds SO MUCH fantastic flavor without adding calories. Don’t know if it [...]

My bitch du jour

You know what honks me off? Nutrition information labels. Not all of them, mostly the ones that are on snack foods. The ones that hope you don’t notice that they are playing you for a dumb ass. I have the kind of job where there are days that I have at least one hour for [...]

Really, Facebook?

Thanks, Facebook, for putting an ad on my profile page suggesting I need help with my emotional eating issues. What mathematical formula came up with that little gem? I must have too many food references on my status updates. I was actually feeling pretty good about myself tonight. I made one small stride toward getting [...]

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