Tomorrow is my favorite holiday of the year. What is not to love about food and football? Not much I say.
Traditional turkey, green beans, mashed potatoes and my beloved stuffing and wine, ending the evening with the greatest of holiday treats: chocolate pecan pie.
Slap this fat woman and try to tell her she hasn’t wandered into the gates of heaven.
Should I be watching my sodium and calories? Absolutely. Can I rationalize that it’s a once-a-year holiday and I can splurge on this special occasion? Abso-fucking-lutely.
I think life is all about choices and on this Wednesday evening I choose to follow the sage wisdom of former NBA star and fellow fatty Charles Barkley, who last night on Jay Leno’s show said this:
“You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week. That’s just stupid.”
Well said, Sir Charles.
