Every year I look forward to Thanksgiving with the glee most people reserve for Christmas.
Every year I work like a bitch shopping, planning and cooking a huge meal.
Every year I also get the house decorated for Christmas while I am cooking this spectacular meal.
Every year I tell myself I will be glad to get it all done in one day so I can relax and enjoy and work to the point my muscles ache and my feet are screaming.
Every year I get everyone to help me with the house, effectively working them like bitches, too.
Every year I put an amazing amount of food on the table.
Every year I eat until I am stuffed.
Every year I wonder why the hell do I look forward to this?
The answer?
It’s the pie. It’s all about the pie.
That's because pie is full of The Awesome.
Yes it is. And I am proud, absolutely proud I say, that only two pieces of pie went down my pie hole. And that was over the course of two days, so that's like completely amazing.
Yeah, I can be awesome like that.