Pretty dull food day. Did not get my fat ass to the gym. So much for kicking off buff-tober.
Just had my daughter completely insult me with the most outrageous and unnecessary lie via text messages. Not outrageous like, OMG, that’s so funny, you are outrageous! Outrageous like she totally has me confused with someone with a single-digit IQ and has herself confused with someone who has credibility.
Sex-i-licious husband is in Atlanta on a business trip. Aaaaand I am very horny. Does that qualify as a TMI Thursday post? I may be new to this, but I want to be true to this. (Been dying to use that line forever. Scratch one off the bucket list.)
This day has been pretty shit-tacular, thankyouverymuch.
OK, as a TMI Thursday entry goes, this one blows. I know. I know. I will have a much better one next week, I promise. Seriously.
Haha! Maybe if you did something about said horniness. And then it went horribly wrong…
That's what makes it such a suck-ass TMI entry: I did nothing about it. But hubby comes home tonight. Details to follow next Thursday.