Good news, bad news


The good news? I somehow, magically, lost five pounds since I started this blog. This proves that blogging *should be* part of a healthy lifestyle. I will be applying for a grant to do further research into this theory.

The bad news? Came to work, had to bust my sizable ass to meet a deadline, then had to break the news to one of my departments that we are slashing 20 percent of its budgeted hours for next year. Can you say sucks donkey balls?

The good news? Due to my really poor coping skills, I drowned my sorrows in this awesome triple chocolate brownie.

The bad news? Once the coping-skills-brownie was consumed, its magical happy powers were gone. And I still have more budget crunching to do. And I fucking hate accounting. HATE.

The good news? Hubby comes home tonight and I plan for us to get our drink on with some celebratory wine and our lovin’ on with some sexxxxxy time. This should help burn the calories of the Bad News Brownie and the Celebration Wine.

Final score: Good News 3, Bad News 2. And the end of this shitacular day is drawing to a close.

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One Response to “Good news, bad news”

  1. jessicabold says:

    I think that good news FAR outweighs the bad….by like, A LOT.

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