Archive for October, 2009

The treat that tricks me, haunts me

Today is Halloween and for me, this is the beginning of the holiday season. After we nom on all the candy today, then I have three weeks to prepare for the very best holiday of all holidays on the calendar: Thanksgiving. I love food, both cooking it and eating it. I love football. I love [...]

Oh come, all ye eligible enrollees…

Yesterday did not disappoint me in it’s sheer shittiness. Came back to a mountain of work to do, people asking me questions right and left – mostly like this: “Oh, how are you feeling? Heard you had swine. That really sucks. Can you approve this expense statement for me, m’kay?” Almost shed a tear about [...]

Leaving for work in 3, 2, 1…

I am sitting on my bed, two of three dogs curled up beside me, typing on my Mac and reading a couple of blog entries, when I should be on my way to work. I am dressed and ready to go. And I am just not, you know, going. Maybe fear of the baconic plague [...]

Attitude check

I started this blog to track my progress in dropping pounds. Since I started it, I lost a little bit of weight. But I have, in all likelihood, gained that weight back and probably a little bit more. I suck. I can always come up with a million reasons why I feel the need to [...]

Roasted tomatillo salsa FTW!!!!!

I am feeling decidedly less swiney, so I decided I needed some kitchen therapy yesterday. And I made this completely kick-ass tomatillo salsa that is totally Plan-safe and fabulous. This stuff is so damn good. A little heat, just enough to taste it, not enough to scorch the nasal glands, fat free and fucking fabulous. [...]

Home

Because I am riddled with H1N1, I am not fit to be in the company of regular folks. Which means I have days off from work. Which, frankly, doesn’t suck. This may be the best part of piggy flu. I really love my home. We have a nice house on a nice cul-de-sac in a [...]

SWINE!

This is the e-mail I wrote to my boss while waiting for the doctor to return with my prescription: I feel so sickly and so I whineWith the flu named for swine.Out for the week, so it’s wrote,By my doctor on this note.Headed home with soup and medsTo languish in my sickly bed.Glad we are [...]

Sick bed observations

I have been laying (or lying, I suck at remembering the correct usage for that word) in my bedroom since last night because I have the world’s worst belly ache. Cramping, pain, hurling. Seriously, I don’t know how those bulimic girls do it. I hate to puke, I cannot imagine doing it willingly. Crossing bulimia [...]

Fur kids

I am a mother. I raised my daughter, who is now 23 years old. I can’t have any more two-legged, born-of-my-body children because of my missing uterus. Adoption is not an option, although I am a huge supporter of that because I was adopted by my parents. The next best thing to fill that maternal [...]

Tough meat

TMI virgin here. Let’s do this thing: OK, so I wanted to make this really wonderful pot roast on Sunday. It was a cool fall day, not cold but just a little crisp, and a slow, home cooked meal sounded just right. I am a major foodie and take great pride in making great meals. [...]

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